rabbiteclair:

nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack

acoolguy:

bunker-one:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

this is actual murder this man will fucking die

the car isn’t real. it’s simply a moving image on an electronic screen. the man is safe from vehicles

thelogicalghost:

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

dunyun-rings:

this is a spot-on portrayal of working customer service tbh

cosmoshoe:

the-memedaddy:

Meirl

autumngracy:

Imagine being hopelessly lost in the Namibian desert and you start hearing Africa playing somewhere over the dunes

timbllr:

Flooding Thoughts by Tasha Marie
Via Flickr

tragicallybootylicious:

wheelcher2:

why is one girl missing an eye tho

shes keepin an eye out for selener

foolish-vibes:

kink: having someone run their fingers through the hair on the side of my head while I fall asleep

there-is-still-some-liquor-left:

literally might never be over the fact that verizon bought tumblr for over a billion dollars and in their like five year ownership drove away like a third of this users and destroyed the site so badly that they were only able to sell it for 3 million dollars. it’s just so medieval serf-like. absolutely classic crumbling monarchy behavior. it’s like we’re all background characters in the 5th act of a shakespearean tragedy. i’m gonna lose it

jenniferbeee:

ugh fuck that glove. the rocket was the worst

doll-bruises:

if anyone is looking for a girl to spoil I’m an angel who has expensive taste

officialbrostrider:

helenaphan:

officialbrostrider:

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

did you say yes

DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES